awklicious:

i used to think air was free but then i bought a bag of chips

anus:

when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls

horanstiffy:

hawthornes:

do you ever just find yourself doing really fucking weird things when no one is around and then you suddenly freeze, paranoid over the fact maybe your parents have installed spy-cams in the house to watch you

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

theoncomingstormofgallifrey:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.